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Old 09-02-2018, 01:34 PM
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Burglary suspect nabbed after getaway vehicle gets stuck in large manure pile


A fitting capture...

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A bungling burglar in Minnesota was nabbed after his pickup got stuck in a large pile of foul-smelling manure during the getaway, according to reports.

Matthew Bloomquist, 29, of Hawick, Minn., was found standing on the side of the road, smoking a cigarette, covered in manure from his waist to his feet when deputies arrived to investigate Wednesday morning, according to Stearns County Sheriff Don Gudmundson.

“He was wearing jean shorts over long underwear and no shoes, which the deputies assumed were somewhere in the manure pile,” Gudmundson said Friday in an incident report titled, “Something doesn’t smell right.”

“Obviously this encounter was accompanied by a strong smelling odor,” he said. “Add to that the fair amount of rain we received over the weekend and you have a nice blend.”
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So in summary Matt Bloomquist was ripe for the picking.
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Old 09-03-2018, 03:42 PM
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Very! Feel sorry for the guy that has to drive that car...
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